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This is a debriefing/warning to current and potential readers of this journal.

Maura, alias dragon_spirit, is a known thespian. She hangs out with rock 'n' roll royalty, pot farmers, famed occultists and gay porn stars. She has occasionally been known to French-kiss the bride at weddings, but only when appropriate.

Maura is unmistakably female, but carries an androgynous personality as shown through her sometimes rough mannerisms, deep-throated speaking/singing voice and propensity to laugh hilariously at fart jokes. But she also cackles, like the Witch she is, so you flick the abacus. She's not afraid or ashamed to be fat and sexy at the same time. She is fluent in English, Music and Bullshit, and may switch between one or more of these languages mid-sentence. She is proof that opera punks exist.

Maura is a largely sanguine creature who would rather ignore idiots or give them the benefit of the doubt than attack. She will, however, bite when provoked, so for pete's sake, don't provoke her! Come to think of it, you probably shouldn't provoke Pete either. Having thus been warned, the author of this journal is not responsible for any loss of livelihood, limb or life that may result from baiting.

Please feel free to look around, comment if you want to be added.
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From: [info]dbananza
2007-05-14 02:06 am (UTC)

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*errrrp*

my dear, where on earth are you living now? call me, or let me know.
[User Picture]From: [info]dragon_spirit
2007-05-18 01:51 am (UTC)

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Haha! I found you in a three-dimensional way!
[User Picture]From: [info]cthulhu_dream
2007-05-18 10:22 am (UTC)

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I noticed I was friended. Just saying hi, and wondering who you are :-)

(If we've met and I can't remember, I feel embarrassed!)
[User Picture]From: [info]dragon_spirit
2007-05-18 07:47 pm (UTC)

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Hiya! I noticed a few of your responses to some of the fallout of the goatse prank (which I found wickedly funny) and thought you sounded sort of awesome. Besides, I liked your user pic. 8)

So thanks for adding me back! I hope you like it here.
[User Picture]From: [info]evilgrins
2007-06-20 11:47 pm (UTC)

thanks for the warning

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*girlie scream*
From: [info]dbananza
2007-06-22 04:20 pm (UTC)

hey u! July

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hello me dear,
i would like us to convene at Fogview manor in July, in honor of the return of MANGO the kitty, to Val's house.
we can do a little witching, in between cat brushings. :)
From: [info]dbananza
2007-06-22 04:21 pm (UTC)

Re: hey u! July

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not to mention someone's birfday coming up!
[User Picture]From: [info]burningroses
2007-07-16 05:12 pm (UTC)

July 16th is also my sister's bd

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Happy Birthday Lady!

I loved the post, and am currently running super fuckin late to work or else I would have made a huge-r more spectacular post.

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

*Love*
Amber Jade
[User Picture]From: [info]rosefox8
2007-08-23 07:06 pm (UTC)

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Good to know.
May I friend you? Those eloquent words in the fibro community have put a huge smile on my face.
[User Picture]From: [info]dragon_spirit
2007-08-23 10:10 pm (UTC)

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Absolutely! In fact, I was going to ask you the same. 8)

Welcome!
[User Picture]From: [info]rosefox8
2007-08-23 10:50 pm (UTC)

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Yay!
[User Picture]From: [info]splendidyoung
2007-09-07 07:43 am (UTC)

Love you Maura

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You haven't changed a bit!
[User Picture]From: [info]tadziu
2008-02-26 03:38 am (UTC)

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Make sure you give me the new address
[User Picture]From: [info]scarletstar
2008-03-03 08:17 pm (UTC)

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Hello! nux_vomica suggested that I add you as a friend. It appears that we have much in common, and I would love the opportunity to get to know the only person I know (or, am getting to know) that brands herself as an "Opera Punk." It sounds like you are living the dream. Do you mind if I add you as a friend? I am Rachel, btw. Have a great day...
[User Picture]From: [info]possumworld
2008-04-18 07:11 pm (UTC)

New journal

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It is the former [info]artmonkeygirl decided to get a new journal and stuff..yeah. *waves*
[User Picture]From: [info]igenfox
2008-04-23 07:33 am (UTC)

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OOOO I loved this warning label *G* Hehee I like you! *adds*
From: (Anonymous)
2008-05-21 01:15 am (UTC)

"queen" HA

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u really arent the 'queen' of france oh and by the way you are a imposter [u should go to jail for being an impostar] i know the queen of france and she is prettyer tha that ugly face of yours ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and again HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[User Picture]From: [info]dragon_spirit
2008-05-21 08:34 pm (UTC)

Re: "queen" HA

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I'll go to jail for being an impostor as long as you go to jail for not being able to write a comprehensible sentence!
[User Picture]From: [info]cerulean_me
2008-08-27 02:49 pm (UTC)

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Hey there, I just thought I'd "introduce" myself. I'm Rachel, my husband Ron drove you home last night... Hi! I really hope you feel better.
[User Picture]From: [info]dragon_spirit
2008-08-29 12:14 am (UTC)

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Thanks to you and to him! I don't remember much of it, but I do remember that a nice stranger got me home safe and sound that night, and I'm now pretty well recovered.
[User Picture]From: [info]cerulean_me
2008-08-29 01:32 am (UTC)

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No problem. We've been there... I have a lot of mysterious health issues, and have been stuck at the ER with not real ride home a few times.

We're sort of new to the east bay, and helping someone out can be a decent way to make new friends. ;-)

I'm really glad to hear that you're okay! Migraines can be really frightening.