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lavatory habits [Jan. 5th, 2009|04:29 pm]
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Okay, why is it that many women can't seem to figure out how to use a public toilet?

If the seat is too nasty to sit on, don't just piddle all over it and leave your urine for the next person to find! Lift the damned thing up!!! You can use your foot, or a wad of toilet paper to accomplish this. And ladies, I must point out that men figured out how to do this about ninety years ago, so quit yer bitching.

So says I.
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[User Picture]From: [info]neuroptik78
2009-01-06 12:51 am (UTC)

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Seriously!

When I used to work at BoA, the ladies would use 10 toilet seat liners, then try to flush them.

Needless to say, the toilets were not only piss-covered, but frequently clogged!

St00pid hoomans!
[User Picture]From: [info]dragon_spirit
2009-01-06 01:22 am (UTC)

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That's like trying to flush a tree down the toilet!
[User Picture]From: [info]perlandria
2009-01-06 08:19 am (UTC)

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OMG is THAT what happens at that one thai eatery. Mystery solved. IDIOTS!
[User Picture]From: [info]samuraikitten
2009-01-06 12:55 am (UTC)

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we share the bathroom with several other ladies who work in the center and it's just fucking gross.

The thing that gets me more than pee is how much hair is everywhere. I know with my long hair it's all over but ewwww it's all over the toilet, the sink, everywhere.

[User Picture]From: [info]dragon_spirit
2009-01-06 01:22 am (UTC)

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Humans seriously piss me off sometimes.
[User Picture]From: [info]samuraikitten
2009-01-06 01:23 am (UTC)

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LOL That was the BEST thing you could have said.

:)

<3

[User Picture]From: [info]dragon_spirit
2009-01-06 01:25 am (UTC)

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I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on!
[User Picture]From: [info]samuraikitten
2009-01-06 01:29 am (UTC)

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LOL oh no.

Yeah no pee for me. I'm a twisted dirty dame but if it comes outta ya ew.

When do you get some time off? :)
[User Picture]From: [info]dragon_spirit
2009-01-06 01:42 am (UTC)

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Maybe in the next couple of weeks? Email me, 'kay?
[User Picture]From: [info]greeklady
2009-01-06 01:06 am (UTC)

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After using public toilets in other countries I am convinced Americans are lazy nasty people! Seriously, other countries were so clean! Not here. What is up with it?

Am I the only person who will wipe a seat even after a spash from the toilet flushing?
[User Picture]From: [info]dragon_spirit
2009-01-06 01:23 am (UTC)

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Well, there's me. That's one more besides you! But I'm afraid we have a hell of a job...
[User Picture]From: [info]djinneth
2009-01-06 01:54 am (UTC)

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I totally wipe it if that happens.
[User Picture]From: [info]iceblink
2009-01-06 05:04 am (UTC)

I check...

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When I am finished, I try to be polite and "leave no trace" so to speak. I make sure that the next person will find the facilities as clean, if not better, when I am done with it.

It ISN'T THAT HARD TO DO!
[User Picture]From: [info]cjsmith
2009-01-06 01:21 am (UTC)

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The great thing about this protocol is that it works even if other people don't use the same rules.
[User Picture]From: [info]dragon_spirit
2009-01-06 01:24 am (UTC)

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Yes, indeed! Of course, it's far too sensible for most American women to put into practice.
[User Picture]From: [info]weishaupt
2009-01-06 02:50 am (UTC)

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Oh, the joy of public toilets!
[User Picture]From: [info]davetoo
2009-01-06 06:00 am (UTC)

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And ladies, I must point out that men figured out how to do this about ninety years ago, so quit yer bitching.


I think we only do this in our own homes :)

Seriously, whoever invented the split-ring toilet seat should be shot, because it gives guys the idea that they don't have to lift the lid to urinate. Except that they end up splattering all over the thing anyway.
[User Picture]From: [info]team_jessie
2009-01-06 04:51 pm (UTC)

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And then... and THEN they use their foot to flush! That's pretty rude considering they're basically smearing the bottoms of their feet all over everyone else's hands. Ya know, kids use the toilets too, and now their little hands get to grasp a handle full of dog crap, crushed cigarettes and chewed gum residue.

Oh, I could go on for DAYS!