introduce yourself and ask it what it wants
31 (72.1%)

pee your pants as you run away screaming
2 (4.7%)

ignore it completely, so it realizes that it doesn't really exist and leaves you alone
4 (9.3%)

walk right through it, then turn around, point and laugh until it cries
2 (4.7%)

feed it to your unicorn
4 (9.3%)

a heart
17 (40.5%)

a sneeze
24 (57.1%)

a cough
9 (21.4%)

a fart
7 (16.7%)

any audible bodily function
16 (38.1%)

sevruga caviar
1 (2.4%)

Madagascar vanilla beans
11 (26.8%)

asafoetida
12 (29.3%)

sauce bearnaise
5 (12.2%)

pop rocks
12 (29.3%)