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The Goddamn Queen of France

L.A. face with a Oakland booty

Hello, my name is Aaaaaaaarrgh!
16 July 1976
I have tried to describe myself many times, and haven't ever quite succeeded. Here are some words that do describe me pretty well: animate, mammalian, human, gregarious, musical. Beyond that, if you think you have a category for me, I will blur the boundaries of it.

I like people who think for themselves.

Caution: percieved sweetness of this creature may be directly related to the fact that you can't hear her inner monologue.

If you only want to make friends with people who are perfectly politically correct, people who never say anything inflammatory, people who never make mistakes, people who are and good and right and virtuous all the time, people who fart puppies and flowers, then you have come to the wrong place.

Unhappy women
have used tears, threatening oaths,
even collapse
to prevent a lover
from traveling.
Darling, I'm a pluckier girl.
Good luck and for your
early departure
I hope an auspicious day.
After you're gone you may hear
what I see fit to do with my
love life.

- the Amarushataka
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